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Independence Day Laughs and Giggles: Seasonal Joke Book 20

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4th of July Jokes for Kids: Independence Day Laughs and Giggles (Seasonal Joke 20)

4th of July Jokes for Kids: Independence Day Laughs and Giggles! (Seasonal Joke Books Book 20)

by G. Nyla Phillips

4.8 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	30625 KB
Print length	:	40 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported

Get ready to celebrate Independence Day with a side-splitting collection of jokes that will have you laughing from the first page to the last. Perfect for all ages, this joke book is sure to bring joy and laughter to your holiday gathering.

What do you call a bald eagle that's always getting into trouble?

A rebel without a cause!

Why did the Founding Fathers cross the Delaware River?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a group of fireworks that are always arguing?

A firecracker debate!

Why did the Declaration of Independence get a speeding ticket?

Because it was going too fast for freedom!

What do you call a barbecue that's always getting lost?

A wandering grill!

Why did the hot dog stand get arrested?

Because it was charged with being a frankfurter!

What do you call a fireworks display that's always late?

A procrastinating pyrotechnic!

Why did the American flag get a sunburn?

Because it was hanging out in the stars and stripes!

What do you call a group of fireworks that are always getting into fights?

A sparkler gang!

Why did the Founding Fathers wear wigs?

Because they wanted to be powderful!

What do you call a barbecue that's always making mistakes?

A grilling disaster!

Why did the hot dog stand get a divorce?

Because it was always getting into buns fights!

What do you call a fireworks display that's always getting interrupted?

A sparkler snooze!

Why did the American flag get a promotion?

Because it was always flying high!

What do you call a group of fireworks that are always getting lost?

A wandering pyrotechnic!

Why did the Founding Fathers wear wigs?

Because they wanted to be powderful!

What do you call a barbecue that's always making mistakes?

A grilling disaster!

Why did the hot dog stand get a divorce?

Because it was always getting into buns fights!

What do you call a fireworks display that's always getting interrupted?

A sparkler snooze!

Why did the American flag get a promotion?

Because it was always flying high!

What do you call a group of fireworks that are always getting lost?

A wandering pyrotechnic!

Why did the Founding Fathers wear wigs?

Because they wanted to be powderful!

What do you call a barbecue that's always making mistakes?

A grilling disaster!

Why did the hot dog stand get a divorce?

Because it was always getting into buns fights!

What do you call a fireworks display that's always getting interrupted?

A sparkler snooze!

Why did the American flag get a promotion?

Because it was always flying high!

These are just a few of the many hilarious jokes you'll find in Independence Day Laughs and Giggles: Seasonal Joke Book 20. So gather your friends and family, fire up the grill, and get ready to laugh your way through the holiday.

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4th of July Jokes for Kids: Independence Day Laughs and Giggles! (Seasonal Joke Books Book 20)

by G. Nyla Phillips

4.8 out of 5